Sexy in Montana?Written on June 30, 2013 Categories: Events and Travel
Sexy in Montana?
Well i’d like to say yes, but alas, nothing even remotely sexy happened to me here. Well that is unless you count the few cruddy scenes from “The Hunger Games” audio book I was listening to. I think I had all three on the new Iphone I had. The story started out ok, but then just got whiny and wimpier as time went on.
Whats the most important point here? Well…I have no idea whether these photos were taken in Montana, South Dakota, or Wyoming. I think for a time…I just…wondered. Sometimes I would forget what state I was in, and sometimes I would wonder back into a state that I had already left. I spent a lot of money on hotels, but that was the least of my concerns.
On another day I ended up in a place called wall drug. Before I went in an old man approached my car and asked for change. I looked down at my pocket to check, and when I looked back up he was gone.
The proprietors of Walldrug gave me free coffee and a free donut. I think they were just trying to get rid of me.
I was taking a road trip from Seattle in the January time frame. I do believe their were record snow storms at the time, but I was having fun. Where was I going? It really didn’t matter where I was going. I was driving and looked over and saw Conan the barbarian in my passenger seat. I asked him what was good in life. His reply was something i’ll never forget, ” Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women”. At other times Conan refused to speak and would just whimsically look out the window. I could tell he was not happy being in the car. I pulled over and let him out. He walked off and did not look back. I pray that Crom sees him well in his journeys.