Physics of Sexy

Written on November 17, 2014 Categories: San Diego Boudoir


Physics of Sexy

Sexy non physics professor stares into the abyss

Physics. How did I come up with the title for this? Well the models name is Elena, and she isn’t a physics professor.

Physics of the impossible

For some odd reason while I was shooting her I was fixated on just how Dark Energy was increasing the expansion of the universe.

Dark physics phenomena

I think its become an unhealthy obsession. But then again, once you learn the fate of the universe is to eventually die in a big freeze it would tend to weigh heavily on any sane individual.

Gothic B&W beauty

On to more mundane conversation. Elena was the first major shoot i’ve had since returning to San Diego. I’ve had an extended business trip down in South America.

Sunglasses and assassins

I wasn’t just in South America. Ever heard of Mississippi? Yes, I was there as well. Whatever you do, stay out of that place!

Super sexy supernova

I actually have to be fair. Mississippi had one saving grace. A place called Canes. Best fried chicken I think I’ve ever ate. Just to illustrate how good it was, I don’t even eat fried chicken!

A brief history of time

Back to Elena. She was super nice, and she even brought along a helpful assistant who tried to keep her focused on the shoot. As you can see we failed. Hell Boy

I will not shoot!

I didn’t have a plan for the lighting on this shoot. I hadn’t had a shoot in six months and just decided to wing it.

Abandon all hope

I decided to bring out my alienbees. I did much of the shoot using a beauty dish as the key light.

Scarlet death

Fortunately Elena saved the shoot with her immaculate posing!

Lucifer's embrace

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Rhinestone Cowgirl

Written on March 1, 2014 Categories: San Diego Boudoir


Rhinestone Cowgirl

Sexy Rhinestone cowgirl pinup model pose

Introducing Eva. She’s a gorgeous model and burlesque dancer here in San Diego.

Sexy outdoor portrait of the Rhinestone Cowgirl

We originally met at the face of Temptress Fashion event over in Ocean Beach. I know I pimp their store a lot but i’ve met so many interesting people there. Also, the clothes they sell make for some absolutely great photos.

Sexy pinup rhinestone girl

Back to Eva. I didn’t coordinate the shoot like a usually do. I do that through Model Mayhem. In fact both my last shoots have been coordinated solely through facebook.

Sexy Rhinestone red head portrait shot

Sexy rhinestone piercing stare

In my opinion this is a superior method of coordinating. Model Mayhem has always gave me some serious heartburn. Most people only check their accounts every few days. This makes communication unreliable and sporadic. Its also anonymous. Anyone can make a profile. This is not safe for the model and photographer alike. What burns me up the new models. You seriously want to try and charge people when your portfolio looks like it was taken by pervo photographers and an Iphone? Idiots!

Sexy surprised horror rhinestone model

If you’re a photographers who’s giving these models money do everyone a favor and stop. Ok, i’ll get off my soapbox now, promise!

Gorgeous sexy B&W rhinestone burlesque model

Back to Eva. Sorry to say ladies and gentleman she is taken! I’ll give you a second to digest this terrible news.

Sexy pinup burlesque pose

Have you all ever heard of burlesque dancing? Well thats what Eva does. I got the privilege of watching her dance at the Temptress event.

Sexy rhinestone model pinup burlesque comp

Eva and some of her fellow models are excellent dancers. Before you get dirty minded its not stripping. Although the dances they do have some erotic overtones its still classy.

Sexy Rhinestone playboy bunny

Eva dances for the Drop Dead Dames Burlesque Revue. They have a host of lovely ladies that dance for them. If i’m lucky you’ll see them here at Oni Studio. Check out Eva dancing at one of their events.

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Eva dancing at the apocalypse

I’ll leave you with one of those odd moments that sometimes happen on a shoot. While we were in the parking lot a guy pulled up who knew Eva. He was carrying a pie and I asked him to present it to her. I gave no further instructions, and this is what happened. I was laughing my ass off but managed to get a decent shot.

I dont want your bacon pie mother fucker.

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Retro Android Glamour

Written on February 23, 2014 Categories: San Diego Boudoir


Retro Android Glamour

Classy vintage retro model

She closed the door to her cabin. The ship lazily rocked back and forth.

Retro classic shot

Her outfit for the evening lay out on the chair. For now she decided to lounge about in her underwear.

Retro boudoir glamour water fountain

She made a Bloody Mary and turned on the old tube radio. A new band calling itself “Pink Floyd” softly entered the atmosphere.

Gorgeous retro 1960s Bond girl

She finished the drink and opened a silver cigarette case. She put one in her mouth and two hits of blotter underneath her tongue.

Sexy retro pinup

She’d need the effect of the blotter for her mission. She hoped Lucifer Sam would be playing then too.

Retro portrait burlesque head shot

She began to carefully apply her make up. No one must know, no one must suspect.

Pinup burlesque boudoir gamour

She was a highly trained operative in her majesties Secret Intelligence Service, or MI6 for short. She had a very special mission. Assassinate Lao She, a Shanghai crime lord and steal a talisman sacred to a book called the Necronomicon. Her name was Dr. Tittyana Jones.

Side profile retro pinup model

She had never heard about the book and couldn’t care less about the talisman. But orders were orders.  She finished getting dressed. The first tinglings of the blotter began to creep on the edges of her consciousness.

B&W classic noir pinup burlesque erotic boudoir

She walked out of her room and toward the ships ballroom. Along the way she passed her silent partner, “short round”. He was a boy she had saved from starvation in Hong Kong. She entered the ballroom, spotted Lao and sat down.

Sexy elevator

Lao’s face swam, the blotter was in full effect. “Hello Dr. Jones, did you bring the idol Nurhachi?” Not only did she have the small statue, but she had inserted a small explosive charge inside of it. She placed the statue on the table. Lao picked it up and marveled at its beauty. “The talisman Lao, give it to me.” He placed a black box on the table. She opened it up.

Sexy retro model pose

The talisman lay inside, shining silver. It seemed to glow. She reached down to pick it up, fingers grasping the metal. An electric shock. Visions. Red sky cracking in half. A tentacle rising from the depth. An inhuman voice chanting….Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. The whisperer in darkness had returned. She didn’t know if it was real or the effect of the blotter. A sweat had broken out on her for-head and she began to feel sick.

Retro evil succubus demon

She looked up. Lao and his man were laughing at her. He was holding up a vial of blue liquid. “Whats that?” She asked. “Poison for the antidote you just drank Dr. Jones! Return the talisman and i’ll give it to you.” Instead of giving up the talisman she stuck a knife in the nearest of his guards. The commotion knocked the antidote out of his hands and she raced to retrieve it. Gunfire erupted and the club became pandemonium. At last she jumped out the window and fell down three floors onto a canopy and bounced into her car drove by short round. They quickly sped off towards the airport, talisman in hand.

Classic retro B&W film noir

After high speed chases and a shoot out they arrived. Boarding the plane she turned around to see Lao exit his car. The blotter had twisted her face half mad. She smiled at him and shut the door. The plane took off, next stop, Calcutta.

The eye of the beholder

She had came off the blotter during the ride, sleep overtook her and short round both. Unknown to her the pilots were in the employ of Lao She. They had been waiting for this opportunity and took the only two parachutes along with emptying the fuel tanks. They jumped from the plane and left them to their fate.

Sexy retro glamour portrait

She woke up in a start. Something was wrong. The pilot cabin was open and no one was inside. She immediately knew what had happened, it looks like Lao She was going to have the last word after all…or would he?

To be continued…

Sexy retro pinup pose

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Fitness Boudoir Armageddon

Written on February 20, 2014 Categories: San Diego Boudoir


Fitness Boudoir Armageddon

Sexy fitness beauty

If Jessica seems familiar to you, thats because i’ve shot with her before. She came booked by Janeiro, who runs a model agency here in San Diego.

Sexy fitness shoulder press

Like many models Jessica is way into fitness. We had spoke at length about doing a fitness shoot. The only problem was trying to sneak into the gym with cameras.

Sexy in shape fitness model

The only problem was that I hadn’t done a fitness shoot in about five years. In fact the only fitness shoot I had ever done is back when I was still married with a now semi-famous model named Jen.

Fitness leg day

Even then I only took one or two shots. My ex, who was and is still an amazing photographer took most of the shots. I was mainly only involved in the edit process.

Sexy fitness boudoir model pose

I puzzled over what type of lighting to use with the shoot. The gym we were going to use was quite small so it limited my choices. We used a medium Paul C. Buff soft box in the last shoot. So I automatically dismissed using it this time.  I wanted to do something a bit different.

Treadmill boudoir

I’ve been shooting a lot of moody lit portraits lately, and I finally decided to shoot this in a similar manner. I picked out a small photoflex half dome and set out to see what could be done.

Glamour boudoir photography

I attached the halfdome to my trusty alienbee B800 and powered by my Vagabond Mini Lithium I was ready for war.

Dumbbell boudoir glamour

Unfortunately when we arrived to the small gym it was packed. You ever watch one of those old western movies? Ya know when a guy walks in a bar and conversation stops, the piano player quits playing and everyone stares? Ya that’s how this was. Awkward.

B&W classic boudoir

Awesomely sexy fitness boudoir

In the end I liked how the shoot came out. I got some great ideas on how i’d like to shoot one of these types of shoots in the future. If you’re into fitness and interested in shooting with me send me a note!

Classic B&W fitness shoot

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